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		<description><![CDATA[The biggest pests are God Botherer’s at my door on a Sunday. I like to spray ‘Raid’ in their faces. But they still keep coming back. Mona Lott Dr F: There are no flies on you. Next time when you see their shiny bottoms looking like two eggs in a handkerchief in your street. Do [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=drfarquar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7375230&amp;post=811&amp;subd=drfarquar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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